some funnies about Bill Clinton....

A black comedian said that he misses Bill Clinton... He was the closest thing to a black man as president.
#1 he played the Sax
#2 he smoked weed
#3 he had his way with ugly white women

even now... look at him. His wife works, and he don't. And he gets a check from the government every month.

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only president to do hanky panky between Bushes.

The Clinton revised judicial oath: " I solmenly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know. "

and finally...
Clinton lacked only 3 thingsto become one of America's Finest leaders: integrity, vision, & wisdom.

I got some of those in an EMail today and thought I would share them.

OK, other than that... all I have to say is GOOOO CARDINALS!!!!!! :o) My team is doing an EXCELLENT job and I am sooo happy for them :o) I LOVE baseball and could not be happier that my team is doin so great!! Oh and Clyde... THE ASTROS SUCK ASS!!!!!!!! :o) OK, I am done with my rant for now! Hope everyone is havin a great week!!!!