Courtesy of Bean :o)

Signs That You May Be Hung Over

* You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
* Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to order the room you're in to "stay still."
* Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
* You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
* You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
* You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
* The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
* All day long your motto is, "Never again."
* You could purchase a new television just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
* Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut the f*** up!"