This is an Email Laura sent... I am surprised she sent it since she does not care anything about political stuff.... but all the same... its funny so I thought I would share with all!!!!

On a recent campaign trip through Wisconsin Senator John Kerry visited the City of Green Bay. He met with the elders of the Oneida Nation.He said he had a plan to improve the income of every Native American by $40,000.00 a year. Details of the plan were not presented despite frequent requests to do so.
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Senator Kerry also informed the elders that, during his senate career, he voted yes 9,537 times for every Native American issue introduced.
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Senator Kerry was adopted as a member of the Oneida Nation and given the name Walking Eagle.
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After the senator left, one of the elders was asked the significance of the name Walking Eagle.
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His response---" Bird so full of shit it can't fly "