I promise I am not trying to man bash... but here is another cute one that I had to share... thank you to my sweet twin sister :o)

One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job. A job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."

"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."

He he he he... though I have to say I prefer NOT to be called a housewife :o) I am a MOMMY and WIFE thank you very much!! :o)